Keep Your Most Important Weapon Well Oiled!
If the military issued a lube, this is what they'd distribute with the condoms and artillery. During Operation Desert Storm, Marines jacked off with actual military-issue gun oil while hunkered down in the trenches of Kuwaiti battlefields When you encounter heavy action, turn to this rapid-fire lube. Gun oil won't dry out and provides long lasting glide. Perfect for face-to-face maneuvers or solo missions. Silicone based; Condom safe. 4 fl. oz.