Mr. Limpy

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slow69 on 2/8/2011

mr limpy
i cant belive i paid 22 dollars for that what a joke if you want a stress relife spong to sqeeze go ahead if not its usless for any erotiqe feeling of any type again a waste af 22 dollars really
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dan berenson on 12/12/2008

when it's going to stay a secret, it's the best!
I love it! (I don't call it 'mr limpy' however, that sounds like a Don Knott's movie) Where do I where it? Not to bars or anywhere where a 'trick' is possible, but where they are impossible, but having a big one will make the time pass faster: --short air flights (scored a seat upgrade by a hopeful flight attendant- that was the best!) --Rounds of golf (under loose golf pants with tight underwear- this is AWESOMELY REAL) with straight male clients (guys trust two kinds of men most: rich ones, and ones with big dicks) --my high school class reunion- all 'fag' jokes forgotten when old high school jocks (now fat and bald) caught a spy of this number. Don't try to take someone home with it, it's for your fun- use it as such!
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one of Mr. Limpy's friends on 10/19/2008

mr. limpy gets a lot of looks
I just love my Mr. Limpy...I stayed in a motel one time and noticed that people were hanging around on the balcony. The curtain wouldn't close all the way and there was just a little bit of a gap at the end of the window. I dimmed the light just a bit, got Mr. Limpy out and proceeded to give a show. I could see that people were looking in at me. This went on for quite sometime..I even got a knock at the door by someone wanting to get together. Of course I turned it down. I do wish there was a sleeve inside like the extensions have which might work better..especially when wearing it as an enhancer. I think that would really be great. As for use as an enhancer, I found it to slip around quite a bit and not staying in place very well after trying it--but I was wearing boxers at the time..Perhaps with tighter fitting underwear, it would work better. Anyway, it is nice sex toy and I get a lot of attention with it. I showed it to a guy one time after we had played around and he said "Hey, that really looks real." I plan to order another one soon!
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Anonymous User on 9/28/2008

2 downsides
Reading the other comments, I'd say that if you weat Mr Limpy pointing down, it does look like you are a well-endowed and lucky guy, not necessarly having a permanent hard-on. It does leave you with enough room for your own junk in your underwear. The problem starts when you are wearing Mr Limpy and you truly get an hard-on under there. Men who dont like to wear and jockstrap with a cup might prefer to get more room to... deploy. It is also tricky when you need to pee, in a bar or any other public toilet room. Its hard to release the real meat and keep Mr Limpy inside from other men view's at the urinals. The item is great as long as the secret remains between you and your dear self.
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Anonymous User on 5/15/2008

whatever....
the dumbest thing I ever bought. I get mad everytime i see it. I even cut it up to try and make use, but it just sucks. poor quality, poor advertising. good idea, but TOO big and laughable.
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Master william  on 5/12/2008

What IF u get a trick ???
And U get home pull this thing out and he finds out you are NOT a HUNG stud You are now a FOOL Thats what I said to the guy I brought home to the dungeon and got him naked there was no real equipment in his leather jocks pouch I saved the evening by tanning his ass in his chaps and topping HIM I was hoping to get to bottom for once !!! If you dont have it for real dont try to make up with this thing U will get 411ed forever
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Jey Wynn on 3/7/2008

Great bulge overall
this one is quite large indeed! it definitely looks like i'm constantly hard for sure. i wore this when i go swimming under some trunks (not board shorts) and it's def a great tool to have cuz it doesn't look like you're cold down there. with board shorts, it's still great cuz you get a great bulge out of it. not much room for you in there also though, so i'd be weary if you have something super-tight on. best with just some boxer briefs or trunks... or something with stretch/give. fy: i googled mr. limpy to see if i could find other sizes, and they exist!
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littler1 on 3/4/2008

Mr. Limpy
Not purchased to falsely impress interest of others -- purchased it for selfish fun -- as in placing Mr. Limpy near mirror and seeing it totally disappear down my throat during a hot jerk or dildo session. Really HOT. Sometimes using things for other than intended purpose can prove satisfying.
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Anonymous User on 2/23/2008

yup - not much room
if you "wear" this, it sure looks like you sport a huge boner.... an almost unnatural one...
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Anonymous User on 2/15/2008

i agree with no room
i agree there is no room to put my own member , so it feels and looks very stuffed i purchased it a while back and i used it few times but it is very bulky --they should make mr. limpy in various sizes.
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